It made me giggle and was a funny take on mom and dads and the feeling they have about their babies not sleeping through the night.
It goes on to blame the Stork Inc. 2011 for a defective Model and I quote "They quickly discovered that this year’s models were missing the critical Go-The-F**k-To-Sleep® feature that causes babies to automatically shut off when they’ve received the correct amount of food and stimulation. Without this feature, they just stay awake. Like. FOREVER
(Except when you’re about leave the house.)"
I ran across a reply that made me giggle and loved her response to this article....
Sorry to hear about the Stork Inc. 2011 Models, it's a shame this company just couldn't get it together. I am very pleased with my Gift of God 2011 Model, she has been a great blessing and sleeps from 9PM until 8:00AM just as our 2009 Model does. I would recommend switching companies in the future. I would however warn that the Gift of God Models tend to have limited fear, which can lead to minor falls, bumps and bruises quite frequently. We had to install a Thudguard on our 2011 Model because she is just too mobile and fearless. -ruralmama
As you all know we too welcomed a new member into our family this 2011 so I had to reply...
We are also thankful for our 3 models from the "Gift of God Corporation". The newest model 2011 has also been a blessing and all part seem to be working wonderfully by sleeping 10 hours a night. I really thing that the Stork Inc. 2011 should look into the reason why the "Gift of God Corporation" works so well...maybe it has to do with faith, hope but more importantly LOVE!
Cheryl Hill
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